Carlos C
Encyclopedia of My Ordinary Life
Ancient History
History has always been intriguing to me. There are a lot of amazing things that happened years and years ago. My favorite subject to learn is history because its the ancestors of our past and all the rulers of the past. What would life be like if Thomas Edison was never born or Nikola Tesla.
Baseball
Baseball is in my opinion the second greatest sport ever invented (next to soccer). My family and I get together every fathers day and have a giant baseball game for fun. Its sort of a tradition in my moms side of the family. My favorite team is the frisco Giants.
Crossfit
Crossfit is really big with me. It is basically a type of workout that involves paleo diets and time interval rounds that push you beyond your max. I've been applying crossfit to my life for about 2 years and its really changed the way I think about working out and the way I eat.
Dollars
I love money. Its the greatest invention ever! I like making money especially. Enough said.
Entree
Entrees are my favorite part before the meal. Usually I chooses shrimp, buffalo wings, or bread. It really depends on the restaurant I go to and the time of the day.
Fiddle
I don't know why but I find the fiddle very interesting because its sort of like a violin but u can play it much faster and the only time you really see it is when someone is playing a country song that is upbeat.
Grass
Grass is annoying. It just makes me mad cause its hard to run in and it makes you all itchy if you sweat in it. The thing that makes me most mad is that you can't get much traction in it especially if you're sprinting you can't get a very fast start unless you have cleats.
Horn
Car horns are the worst things that were ever invented. I'm pretty damn sure that we would all be fine and safe without them. They are annoying, loud and obnoxious.
Internet
The internet is one of the most helpful things we have today. I'm pretty sure that without it we would be doing research essays with newspapers and books. So that would suck so I'm glad we have what we got today.
Jello
Jello is awesome. It just like a squishy, slimy substance thats just amazing... enough said.
Kisses
Hershey kisses are delicious. The chocolate outer layer with smooth caramel on the inside makes it the most delectable chocolate craving you could ever have.
Lint
I don't know why, but lint bugs me. It doesn't make any sense I mean why can't they just make pockets out of stuff that doesn't have lint on it. Would it really be too much to ask of the people who make pockets? I can't put anything in there without taking it out and having lint all over it.
Made in China
If you ever look at a toy or piece of something at a store you will realize that EVERY FREAKING THING is made in China! In my opinion I would have to say that about 85% of everything that I see at a store is made in China. Why can't it be made here? Would it be to much trouble for them to build there stuff here so they don't got to pay shipping and handling? Don't make no sense to me.
Nothing
It’s my favorite thing to do all day long. I just like to lay on my couch and sit and stare at a wall or something and then fall asleep.
Old people
Old people are very fragile. There like newborns. There extremely slow at driving and personally I wouldn't say there the sharpest tool in the tool shed either. But they are incredibly wise and they have advice to give to you for just about any pickle you get in to.
Pretty flowers
I hate flowers. I just don't like the way they smell. I don't understand how some people like it. They smell like rotten soup or something. Especially roses and other stupid flowers... they just smell bad and look weird.
Quotes
I love quoting movies. I try to quote movies only when its the right time though because you should never say a quote out of nowhere. My favorite quote of all time would have to be from the movie grown ups. It’s the part when they all went to that water park and marcus bought the girls swim suits and the “ugliest” sister said “ well I got mine at stop n shop.” I don't know why but I thought that was hilarious.
Rebel
I am a rebel to the bone. I am such a rebel that I had nails for breakfast... without any milk! I'm 10 times more of a rebel than Celine. I heard she is a total nerd. I'm so rebel that I'm not even going to finish this paragraph.
Sophisticated
I am very sophisticated. I have a very large vocabulary. I am far more sophisticated than Celine. I know a lot of words from the dictionary. You can say that I'm above average intelligence. I even know how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Don't be jealous.
Tigers
My favorite animal is the tiger. I think it is a really amazing animal because it has those stripes and teeth. In my opinion I think it is truly an apex predator. If I had a pet tiger I would name it cuddles because I believe that tigers are cuddly.
Untuning
The word untuning means to lose one's composure. I think that happens to me a lot because I have those moments where I just blow up and feel like a volcano erupting.
Volleyball
I think volleyball is a really fun sport. The best place to play volleyball is on sand because that way you can jump and dive and have no worry about crashing and falling and getting a face plant.
Wumbo
My favorite word is wumbo. If you have ever watched the incredible show Spongebob Squarepants then you would know that if you ever get mermaid man's belt and accidentally shrink everyone in town that the way to bring them back to normal is to set the belt to wumbo. Boom... mind blown.
Xylophone
I have no idea what the word Xylophone means. As a matter of fact I didn't even know it was a word until about 30 seconds ago. The only reason I put it down is because I have absolutely no clue on what to put down for X. So there ya go. Okay I now know what it means.. its an instrument.
Yodeling
I think yodeling is hilarious. I know that some people practice it and I have a lot of respect for them because I know is hard to do but everytime I hear it I just want to die of laughter.
Ze end
The reason I put Ze end is because I'm done with this assignment. And if you say it correctly then it sounds like you have a french accent. Now your saying it to yourself like you have a french accent. And now you're in shock because I'm a ninja and was able to make you do something without even telling you to do it. Yes... I'm just that good.
History has always been intriguing to me. There are a lot of amazing things that happened years and years ago. My favorite subject to learn is history because its the ancestors of our past and all the rulers of the past. What would life be like if Thomas Edison was never born or Nikola Tesla.
Baseball
Baseball is in my opinion the second greatest sport ever invented (next to soccer). My family and I get together every fathers day and have a giant baseball game for fun. Its sort of a tradition in my moms side of the family. My favorite team is the frisco Giants.
Crossfit
Crossfit is really big with me. It is basically a type of workout that involves paleo diets and time interval rounds that push you beyond your max. I've been applying crossfit to my life for about 2 years and its really changed the way I think about working out and the way I eat.
Dollars
I love money. Its the greatest invention ever! I like making money especially. Enough said.
Entree
Entrees are my favorite part before the meal. Usually I chooses shrimp, buffalo wings, or bread. It really depends on the restaurant I go to and the time of the day.
Fiddle
I don't know why but I find the fiddle very interesting because its sort of like a violin but u can play it much faster and the only time you really see it is when someone is playing a country song that is upbeat.
Grass
Grass is annoying. It just makes me mad cause its hard to run in and it makes you all itchy if you sweat in it. The thing that makes me most mad is that you can't get much traction in it especially if you're sprinting you can't get a very fast start unless you have cleats.
Horn
Car horns are the worst things that were ever invented. I'm pretty damn sure that we would all be fine and safe without them. They are annoying, loud and obnoxious.
Internet
The internet is one of the most helpful things we have today. I'm pretty sure that without it we would be doing research essays with newspapers and books. So that would suck so I'm glad we have what we got today.
Jello
Jello is awesome. It just like a squishy, slimy substance thats just amazing... enough said.
Kisses
Hershey kisses are delicious. The chocolate outer layer with smooth caramel on the inside makes it the most delectable chocolate craving you could ever have.
Lint
I don't know why, but lint bugs me. It doesn't make any sense I mean why can't they just make pockets out of stuff that doesn't have lint on it. Would it really be too much to ask of the people who make pockets? I can't put anything in there without taking it out and having lint all over it.
Made in China
If you ever look at a toy or piece of something at a store you will realize that EVERY FREAKING THING is made in China! In my opinion I would have to say that about 85% of everything that I see at a store is made in China. Why can't it be made here? Would it be to much trouble for them to build there stuff here so they don't got to pay shipping and handling? Don't make no sense to me.
Nothing
It’s my favorite thing to do all day long. I just like to lay on my couch and sit and stare at a wall or something and then fall asleep.
Old people
Old people are very fragile. There like newborns. There extremely slow at driving and personally I wouldn't say there the sharpest tool in the tool shed either. But they are incredibly wise and they have advice to give to you for just about any pickle you get in to.
Pretty flowers
I hate flowers. I just don't like the way they smell. I don't understand how some people like it. They smell like rotten soup or something. Especially roses and other stupid flowers... they just smell bad and look weird.
Quotes
I love quoting movies. I try to quote movies only when its the right time though because you should never say a quote out of nowhere. My favorite quote of all time would have to be from the movie grown ups. It’s the part when they all went to that water park and marcus bought the girls swim suits and the “ugliest” sister said “ well I got mine at stop n shop.” I don't know why but I thought that was hilarious.
Rebel
I am a rebel to the bone. I am such a rebel that I had nails for breakfast... without any milk! I'm 10 times more of a rebel than Celine. I heard she is a total nerd. I'm so rebel that I'm not even going to finish this paragraph.
Sophisticated
I am very sophisticated. I have a very large vocabulary. I am far more sophisticated than Celine. I know a lot of words from the dictionary. You can say that I'm above average intelligence. I even know how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Don't be jealous.
Tigers
My favorite animal is the tiger. I think it is a really amazing animal because it has those stripes and teeth. In my opinion I think it is truly an apex predator. If I had a pet tiger I would name it cuddles because I believe that tigers are cuddly.
Untuning
The word untuning means to lose one's composure. I think that happens to me a lot because I have those moments where I just blow up and feel like a volcano erupting.
Volleyball
I think volleyball is a really fun sport. The best place to play volleyball is on sand because that way you can jump and dive and have no worry about crashing and falling and getting a face plant.
Wumbo
My favorite word is wumbo. If you have ever watched the incredible show Spongebob Squarepants then you would know that if you ever get mermaid man's belt and accidentally shrink everyone in town that the way to bring them back to normal is to set the belt to wumbo. Boom... mind blown.
Xylophone
I have no idea what the word Xylophone means. As a matter of fact I didn't even know it was a word until about 30 seconds ago. The only reason I put it down is because I have absolutely no clue on what to put down for X. So there ya go. Okay I now know what it means.. its an instrument.
Yodeling
I think yodeling is hilarious. I know that some people practice it and I have a lot of respect for them because I know is hard to do but everytime I hear it I just want to die of laughter.
Ze end
The reason I put Ze end is because I'm done with this assignment. And if you say it correctly then it sounds like you have a french accent. Now your saying it to yourself like you have a french accent. And now you're in shock because I'm a ninja and was able to make you do something without even telling you to do it. Yes... I'm just that good.
Congrats New Guitar Player!!!
Congratulations, all you need to know about guitars is in here. I'm about to give you 6 tips on what you need to know about guitars!
1) If you break a string, don’t worry bout it! Chances are nobody saw and even if they I'm sure that they didn't notice the enormous bang that your guitar just made. Just keep playing like it never happened.
2) Changing your strings isn't necessary! If they get flat then your guitar sounds horrible and nobody will listen to you... therefore it can allow you to try other things. Invent your own chords that sound disgusting because you already suck.
3) If you're playing a gig and you're using an electric guitar, don't use an amplifier! That way nobody can hear your awful guitar playing and it will spare you the money of buying an amp. Just stand there and look pretty with your guitar.
4) Don't waste your money on expensive guitars that sound really crisp! All you need is a guitar from the flea market and I'm sure you'll be fine. Its not like you want to sound good, sounding good is overrated after all … maybe
5) No need to practice a song before you play live at a concert! Chances are you're going to mess up anyways so why go through the trouble of trying to perfect a piece. That would be silly to waste hours practicing when you can just go out there and wing it!
6) Don't tune your guitar... ever! Why would you tune your guitar when its going to get out of tune within a day or two. Once you get it out of the box just start jamming out and rockin. I am sure that no one is going to mind the sound of piercing strings in their ears.
Results may vary. .
Congratulations, all you need to know about guitars is in here. I'm about to give you 6 tips on what you need to know about guitars!
1) If you break a string, don’t worry bout it! Chances are nobody saw and even if they I'm sure that they didn't notice the enormous bang that your guitar just made. Just keep playing like it never happened.
2) Changing your strings isn't necessary! If they get flat then your guitar sounds horrible and nobody will listen to you... therefore it can allow you to try other things. Invent your own chords that sound disgusting because you already suck.
3) If you're playing a gig and you're using an electric guitar, don't use an amplifier! That way nobody can hear your awful guitar playing and it will spare you the money of buying an amp. Just stand there and look pretty with your guitar.
4) Don't waste your money on expensive guitars that sound really crisp! All you need is a guitar from the flea market and I'm sure you'll be fine. Its not like you want to sound good, sounding good is overrated after all … maybe
5) No need to practice a song before you play live at a concert! Chances are you're going to mess up anyways so why go through the trouble of trying to perfect a piece. That would be silly to waste hours practicing when you can just go out there and wing it!
6) Don't tune your guitar... ever! Why would you tune your guitar when its going to get out of tune within a day or two. Once you get it out of the box just start jamming out and rockin. I am sure that no one is going to mind the sound of piercing strings in their ears.
Results may vary. .