David O
Attention NBA Rookie!
Congratulations superstar you have been drafted. You are now in the NBA, you are the future of the this organization. Here are some tips that you can use.
1. Don’t show up to anything like practice. Show up to only the games, but when you’re not doing anything sit at home and play videogames, party, go crazy and just have a really good time.
2. Be slow on the court. In fact, just walk you’re the star you don’t have to do all that running up and down on the court.
3. Be dumb and don’t think.
4. Be lazy, only work hard when you want to.
5. Slack off do whatever you want. You are better than anyone else therefore don’t do anything and boss people around because your the best and no one can stop you on the court.
6. Spend your money like you just don’t care, spend it on big house and on video games and on your own private jet and spend it on expensive cars like Lamborghini, Porsche, Corvette, Mustang, and Furai. Because you got all the money now and you can get just spend it carelessly and you will always keep getting money so just spend it carelessly.
7. Listen to nobody you are the star you do what you want to do. Don’t let anyone tell you what to do. Don’t take advice from anybody.
8. Be a superstar and think of you all the time and be a ball hog and score all your teams points don’t ever pass the ball to your teammates. There is no I in team but there is an I in win.
9. If someone gets hurt on the court don’t help them up, just look at them and laugh at the person. Never be helpful to anyone.
10. Don’t talk to anyone isolate yourself from everybody around you. When you are in an interview talk about yourself all the time, think of you.
11. Don’t ever ever talk to your coach, he stupid and he will tell you the wrong things to do every time, he is not important.
Congratulations superstar you have been drafted. You are now in the NBA, you are the future of the this organization. Here are some tips that you can use.
1. Don’t show up to anything like practice. Show up to only the games, but when you’re not doing anything sit at home and play videogames, party, go crazy and just have a really good time.
2. Be slow on the court. In fact, just walk you’re the star you don’t have to do all that running up and down on the court.
3. Be dumb and don’t think.
4. Be lazy, only work hard when you want to.
5. Slack off do whatever you want. You are better than anyone else therefore don’t do anything and boss people around because your the best and no one can stop you on the court.
6. Spend your money like you just don’t care, spend it on big house and on video games and on your own private jet and spend it on expensive cars like Lamborghini, Porsche, Corvette, Mustang, and Furai. Because you got all the money now and you can get just spend it carelessly and you will always keep getting money so just spend it carelessly.
7. Listen to nobody you are the star you do what you want to do. Don’t let anyone tell you what to do. Don’t take advice from anybody.
8. Be a superstar and think of you all the time and be a ball hog and score all your teams points don’t ever pass the ball to your teammates. There is no I in team but there is an I in win.
9. If someone gets hurt on the court don’t help them up, just look at them and laugh at the person. Never be helpful to anyone.
10. Don’t talk to anyone isolate yourself from everybody around you. When you are in an interview talk about yourself all the time, think of you.
11. Don’t ever ever talk to your coach, he stupid and he will tell you the wrong things to do every time, he is not important.
Habits/Quirks
A habit that I do all the time is, I like to bite my nails. When I am bored in class I usually tap my pencil. I do it all the time because i have to entertain myself. Also in class I like to shake my knees I don’t know why i do it I don’t like to sit still in class. If I am talking to someone that is very boring or a teacher that is really boring I tend to put my hand on my head and start falling asleep that is how you know I am really bored with you. Anytime that I go inside my room I close my door and also when I sleep I have to close my door and my closet and my window. Also when I sleep I have to be watching tv. Whenever I eat I have to watch tv or I won’t eat. Also when I am about to eat I have to pray before I eat.
A habit that I do all the time is, I like to bite my nails. When I am bored in class I usually tap my pencil. I do it all the time because i have to entertain myself. Also in class I like to shake my knees I don’t know why i do it I don’t like to sit still in class. If I am talking to someone that is very boring or a teacher that is really boring I tend to put my hand on my head and start falling asleep that is how you know I am really bored with you. Anytime that I go inside my room I close my door and also when I sleep I have to close my door and my closet and my window. Also when I sleep I have to be watching tv. Whenever I eat I have to watch tv or I won’t eat. Also when I am about to eat I have to pray before I eat.