Hunter R
What My Childhood Tasted Like
Spaghetti brings back memories of my sleepovers at my grandma’s house. We almost always ate nice, warm spaghetti with cool, crisp carrots in a cup that I would bite with a crunch. Imagine white, soft noodles mixed in brown crumbles of meat and flavorful tomato sauce. While we ate, we talked about what we would do after dinner and about how school was going. The spaghetti always made me have feelings of warmth and happiness. Back then, my brother and I always eagerly awaited our sleepovers with Grandma. Now, only my sister goes to Grandma’s house for sleepovers, but she still will sometimes come over and make nice, good spaghetti.
Top 10 Way on How to Get Killed By Slenderman
1. Go wandering into forests at night.
Scream as loud as you can, “Slenderman!” Be as loud as possibly possible. Go out in your underwear if you wish.
2. Fear him.
Slenderman can track fear. If you fear him, it will lead him right to your doorstep. Say hello to him!
3. Look directly at him.
Look right into his faceless face. Have a staring contest with him! He will hypnotize you and lead you right into his arms! Yay!
4. If Slenderman is chasing you, lie down and take a nap.
You need your beauty sleep. It takes a lot of work to get killed by Slenderman.
5. Never bring a flashlight.
It’s fun getting killed in the dark. Plus, a flashlight is a safety hazard.
6. Meet Slenderman’s Proxies.
Proxies are people that work for or worship Slenderman. Make sure to chat with them. I’m sure they would love to take you to meet Slenderman.
7. Go solo.
You don’t need your annoying friends with you! They will just spoil the fun!
8. Let other monsters join in on the fun
The Jersey Devil and the Chupacabra have always been friends of Slenderman! Bring them along with you and you could have a Human Killing Party!
Scream as loud as you can, “Slenderman!” Be as loud as possibly possible. Go out in your underwear if you wish.
2. Fear him.
Slenderman can track fear. If you fear him, it will lead him right to your doorstep. Say hello to him!
3. Look directly at him.
Look right into his faceless face. Have a staring contest with him! He will hypnotize you and lead you right into his arms! Yay!
4. If Slenderman is chasing you, lie down and take a nap.
You need your beauty sleep. It takes a lot of work to get killed by Slenderman.
5. Never bring a flashlight.
It’s fun getting killed in the dark. Plus, a flashlight is a safety hazard.
6. Meet Slenderman’s Proxies.
Proxies are people that work for or worship Slenderman. Make sure to chat with them. I’m sure they would love to take you to meet Slenderman.
7. Go solo.
You don’t need your annoying friends with you! They will just spoil the fun!
8. Let other monsters join in on the fun
The Jersey Devil and the Chupacabra have always been friends of Slenderman! Bring them along with you and you could have a Human Killing Party!