Joe J
Encyclopedia of My Ordinary Life
Animals
I have grown up with animals my whole life. I have four cats, four dogs, a turtle, and two fish. My stepmom is the local veterinarian here in Ripon.
Baseball
I am a diehard San Francisco Giants fan and love Matt Cain. I went to my first ballgame before I was two years old. I liked the giants even when they were terrible for so many years.
California
I have lived in California my whole life. Here I enjoy skiing in Pine Crest, inner tubing in Lake Tulloch, and hiking in Yosemite.
Dodgers
I am a Giants fan and I despise The Los Angeles Dodgers. The Dodgers have had a rivalry with The Giants back when they were The Brooklyn Dodgers and The New York Giants.
Eugene
Eugene, Oregon town where Oregon University stands. My uncle went to Oregon and now is a successful businessman.
Food
I am a food lover and will always be that way. My favorite foods are bacon, brownies, margherita pizza, frozen yogurt, and bruschetta.
Gaming
I enjoy playing NBA 2k12 on the X-box. I also play NHL 2k12, MLB 2k12, and Madden.
Hornets
I hate the little buggers. Though I have never been stung they are very annoying and attack meat when you are grilling burgers or hotdogs.
Italy
One year ago I went to Italy with my family. We went to Rome, Florence, and Venice. My favorite thing to see was The Leaning Tower of Pisa. I learned that the tower was not the only building leaning. The soft soil was misread and architects build buildings on uneven soil causing the buildings to sink one way giving the leaning effect.
Joey
That`s My nick name that i got when I was named Joseph Martin Johnson. The name Joey came from Joey from Friends the hit T.V. show in the late 90`s.
Karate
I did Tae Kwon Do when I was little. I learned that Tae Kwon Do is not really that fun.
Lemon Meringue Pie
This is a good pie that I rarely eat ( though it doesn't look like it. ) It is my favorite pie.
Mason
I have known my friends Mason and Hunter since I was in Kindergarten. We are still close friends.
Nike
Nike is my favorite brand. I have 16 pairs of socks and a pair of Free Run 5.0`s.
Oregon
My favorite college is Oregon. I hope to attend college there and earn a degree in Cultural Studies.
Park View
I go to school at Park View Elementary. I have gone there for eight years and will be from the first class to go nine years, K-8.
Quick
I am an avid hockey fan and my favorite team is the San Jose Sharks. My least favorite team is The Los Angeles Kings and their goaltender Jonathan Quick. He is so full of himself that he has his name in bold lettering on the front of this mask.
Ripon
I have lived in Ripon for seven years. I have gone to school here since Kindergarten and will go to Ripon High School. I lived in Stockton before here, but I am glad I am gone from there.
Stanford
I have always liked Stanford and will apply for college there. I had a falling out with them though when they beat Oregon in football causing Oregon lose their perfect record which would have ranked them number one in the league.
Turtlish
I am fat, as easily recognized and I am quite turtilish. I am slow and laid back.
U.S.A.
The United States of America. Born and raised in the best country in the world. We have the best things ever; trucks, bacon, and Nascar.
Venti
I love Starbucks! My favorite thing there is a Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino.
Winter
I love the Winter. I enjoy skiing and hiking as well as sitting by the fire and playing Scrabble with my family.
XY
I am proud to be a guy. I am glad I don't have to experience birth. I will have to propose if I want.
Zoo
I have always enjoyed going to zoos. My favorite thing to do is go in the gift shop.
I have grown up with animals my whole life. I have four cats, four dogs, a turtle, and two fish. My stepmom is the local veterinarian here in Ripon.
Baseball
I am a diehard San Francisco Giants fan and love Matt Cain. I went to my first ballgame before I was two years old. I liked the giants even when they were terrible for so many years.
California
I have lived in California my whole life. Here I enjoy skiing in Pine Crest, inner tubing in Lake Tulloch, and hiking in Yosemite.
Dodgers
I am a Giants fan and I despise The Los Angeles Dodgers. The Dodgers have had a rivalry with The Giants back when they were The Brooklyn Dodgers and The New York Giants.
Eugene
Eugene, Oregon town where Oregon University stands. My uncle went to Oregon and now is a successful businessman.
Food
I am a food lover and will always be that way. My favorite foods are bacon, brownies, margherita pizza, frozen yogurt, and bruschetta.
Gaming
I enjoy playing NBA 2k12 on the X-box. I also play NHL 2k12, MLB 2k12, and Madden.
Hornets
I hate the little buggers. Though I have never been stung they are very annoying and attack meat when you are grilling burgers or hotdogs.
Italy
One year ago I went to Italy with my family. We went to Rome, Florence, and Venice. My favorite thing to see was The Leaning Tower of Pisa. I learned that the tower was not the only building leaning. The soft soil was misread and architects build buildings on uneven soil causing the buildings to sink one way giving the leaning effect.
Joey
That`s My nick name that i got when I was named Joseph Martin Johnson. The name Joey came from Joey from Friends the hit T.V. show in the late 90`s.
Karate
I did Tae Kwon Do when I was little. I learned that Tae Kwon Do is not really that fun.
Lemon Meringue Pie
This is a good pie that I rarely eat ( though it doesn't look like it. ) It is my favorite pie.
Mason
I have known my friends Mason and Hunter since I was in Kindergarten. We are still close friends.
Nike
Nike is my favorite brand. I have 16 pairs of socks and a pair of Free Run 5.0`s.
Oregon
My favorite college is Oregon. I hope to attend college there and earn a degree in Cultural Studies.
Park View
I go to school at Park View Elementary. I have gone there for eight years and will be from the first class to go nine years, K-8.
Quick
I am an avid hockey fan and my favorite team is the San Jose Sharks. My least favorite team is The Los Angeles Kings and their goaltender Jonathan Quick. He is so full of himself that he has his name in bold lettering on the front of this mask.
Ripon
I have lived in Ripon for seven years. I have gone to school here since Kindergarten and will go to Ripon High School. I lived in Stockton before here, but I am glad I am gone from there.
Stanford
I have always liked Stanford and will apply for college there. I had a falling out with them though when they beat Oregon in football causing Oregon lose their perfect record which would have ranked them number one in the league.
Turtlish
I am fat, as easily recognized and I am quite turtilish. I am slow and laid back.
U.S.A.
The United States of America. Born and raised in the best country in the world. We have the best things ever; trucks, bacon, and Nascar.
Venti
I love Starbucks! My favorite thing there is a Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino.
Winter
I love the Winter. I enjoy skiing and hiking as well as sitting by the fire and playing Scrabble with my family.
XY
I am proud to be a guy. I am glad I don't have to experience birth. I will have to propose if I want.
Zoo
I have always enjoyed going to zoos. My favorite thing to do is go in the gift shop.
Congrats newly minted airsofter. Here are some tips for your new hobby.
1. Get an expensive pistol, if you payed that much it won't jam right?
2. Don`t wear a vest, go commando on those suckers. It doesn't hurt that bad.
3. Bring no supplies, ask your friends for ammo and take their money for lunch because you forgot to bring one.
4. Wear hiking shorts, those girls will love your exposed disgusting, hairy legs.
5. Go shirtless and shoeless, hey the guys in LMFAO pulled it off. Just please don't wiggle.
6. Get mad, slam that expensive rifle against the wall when it jams up.
With this 6 step program you too can master the airsoft universe.
( for only three payments of $1,129 a year )
1. Get an expensive pistol, if you payed that much it won't jam right?
2. Don`t wear a vest, go commando on those suckers. It doesn't hurt that bad.
3. Bring no supplies, ask your friends for ammo and take their money for lunch because you forgot to bring one.
4. Wear hiking shorts, those girls will love your exposed disgusting, hairy legs.
5. Go shirtless and shoeless, hey the guys in LMFAO pulled it off. Just please don't wiggle.
6. Get mad, slam that expensive rifle against the wall when it jams up.
With this 6 step program you too can master the airsoft universe.
( for only three payments of $1,129 a year )