Phillip C
Encyclopedia of My Ordinary Life
Animals
I like animals a lot, and I have grown up with them. I have had 1 dog and about 14 cats in my life. My mom really hates cats because she’s allergic, but my dad likes them.
Bacon
Bacon is one of my six favorite foods. the others are pizza, ice cream, cheese cake, chocolate truffle cream cake, shrimp. I haven’t met one person that doesn’t like bacon.
Cats
I have grown up around cats. In my entire life I have probably had 14-20 cats. I had so many because my cat had kittens and then one of her kittens. I only have one kitten because the rest died.
Dogs
I have one dog in my life. We sent it to my grandma’s farm because we moved and our backyard was too small. I would like a small dog.
Eat
I like to eat food, because it tastes really good. My favorite food is chocolate truffle cream cake. That is right on top of my six favorite foods.
Fluffy
Some people think of me as fat, but I prefer fluffy. I am very active and not very lazy, but I am still fluffed up a little. One thing for sure, I’m proud of my fluff.
God
I believe in god. I grew up going to church, and I still go every sunday. I really love going to church and seeing all my friends, young and old.
Happy
I love being happy. When I am happy it is usually because I won a game or prize. Sometimes I am just randomly happy. I also become happy when someone makes me laugh.
Instagram
Instagram is my favorite app. It is fun to post pictures on. It is also fun to mess around on and message your friends on.
Jail
Jail is a place I would never like to go to, unless I have a job to do there, but I never want to be behind bars. I have watched a t.v. show called Lock Up: Raw. It’s a show about people who were involved in gangs, and they go to jail. The reporter interviews the convicts.
Kobe Bryant
Kobe Bryant is my favorite player who plays for my favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers. He is one of my favorite 3 players. The others are Lebron James and Kevin Durant.
Like
There are many things that I like, especially bacon. I also like basketball. My favorite basketball is the Los Angeles Lakers.
Money
Money is a good thing if you use it right and invest. Don’t just throw your money around and buy your friends.
Nice
Being nice is a good thing. If you are nice you can get friends easily. I have not met anyone who doesn’t want to be friends with someone who is nice.
Off-roading
My dad loves off roading. We go off roading in his jeep all the time. The jeep is in the shop right now because my dad is switching the V6 for a V8.
Philip
My name is Philip. Philip means “lover of horses”. My name is from my mom. She wanted me to be named Philip for a long time.
Quads
I like quads. They are a lot of fun to ride. Once I rode a small one that belonged to my friend. His older brother told me to slow down, but I ignored him. I ended up riding over a bump and going on two wheels.
Rain
I love the rain. I always jump on my trampoline when it is wet. If you told me it was raining , I would be outside in a second. I will always remember riding my bike through the rain.
Six Favorite Foods
I have six main favorite foods. My favorite foods are bacon, pizza, shrimp, cheese cake, chocolate truffle cream cake, and ice cream. They are all great foods.
T-Rex
T-rexs are awesome because they are big and fast. They also have very sharp teeth and claws. I also like them because they are meat eaters.
U.S.A.
I love U.S.A. It is where I was born, and where I plan to stay all my life, except for vacation. U.S.A. is also one of the best olympic team.
Violence
Violence is a bad thing. If the world had crime legal, we would die. There is a new movie called the Perge where all crime is legal for one day. The society becomes perfect for the rest of the year.
Wisdom
Wisdom is a good thing. If you are wise, you don’t know more stuff than the other person, it just means you have done more stupid stuff than the other person.
X-ray
I had an x-ray on my arm when I fell on it. I was playing basketball at school after the real basketball practice. It hurt, but I kept playing basketball with one arm.
Yummy Food
Many foods are yummy to me. My favorite food is bacon. There are many foods besides bacon that is good, such as cheese cake. Cheese cake is one of my six favorite foods.
Zoos
Zoos are fun to visit. I have been to Sacramento Zoo, Oakland zoo, San Francisco. My favorite zoo is the San Francisco Zoo, because it has a good gift shop with a cafe inside of it. It is also very clean.
I like animals a lot, and I have grown up with them. I have had 1 dog and about 14 cats in my life. My mom really hates cats because she’s allergic, but my dad likes them.
Bacon
Bacon is one of my six favorite foods. the others are pizza, ice cream, cheese cake, chocolate truffle cream cake, shrimp. I haven’t met one person that doesn’t like bacon.
Cats
I have grown up around cats. In my entire life I have probably had 14-20 cats. I had so many because my cat had kittens and then one of her kittens. I only have one kitten because the rest died.
Dogs
I have one dog in my life. We sent it to my grandma’s farm because we moved and our backyard was too small. I would like a small dog.
Eat
I like to eat food, because it tastes really good. My favorite food is chocolate truffle cream cake. That is right on top of my six favorite foods.
Fluffy
Some people think of me as fat, but I prefer fluffy. I am very active and not very lazy, but I am still fluffed up a little. One thing for sure, I’m proud of my fluff.
God
I believe in god. I grew up going to church, and I still go every sunday. I really love going to church and seeing all my friends, young and old.
Happy
I love being happy. When I am happy it is usually because I won a game or prize. Sometimes I am just randomly happy. I also become happy when someone makes me laugh.
Instagram is my favorite app. It is fun to post pictures on. It is also fun to mess around on and message your friends on.
Jail
Jail is a place I would never like to go to, unless I have a job to do there, but I never want to be behind bars. I have watched a t.v. show called Lock Up: Raw. It’s a show about people who were involved in gangs, and they go to jail. The reporter interviews the convicts.
Kobe Bryant
Kobe Bryant is my favorite player who plays for my favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers. He is one of my favorite 3 players. The others are Lebron James and Kevin Durant.
Like
There are many things that I like, especially bacon. I also like basketball. My favorite basketball is the Los Angeles Lakers.
Money
Money is a good thing if you use it right and invest. Don’t just throw your money around and buy your friends.
Nice
Being nice is a good thing. If you are nice you can get friends easily. I have not met anyone who doesn’t want to be friends with someone who is nice.
Off-roading
My dad loves off roading. We go off roading in his jeep all the time. The jeep is in the shop right now because my dad is switching the V6 for a V8.
Philip
My name is Philip. Philip means “lover of horses”. My name is from my mom. She wanted me to be named Philip for a long time.
Quads
I like quads. They are a lot of fun to ride. Once I rode a small one that belonged to my friend. His older brother told me to slow down, but I ignored him. I ended up riding over a bump and going on two wheels.
Rain
I love the rain. I always jump on my trampoline when it is wet. If you told me it was raining , I would be outside in a second. I will always remember riding my bike through the rain.
Six Favorite Foods
I have six main favorite foods. My favorite foods are bacon, pizza, shrimp, cheese cake, chocolate truffle cream cake, and ice cream. They are all great foods.
T-Rex
T-rexs are awesome because they are big and fast. They also have very sharp teeth and claws. I also like them because they are meat eaters.
U.S.A.
I love U.S.A. It is where I was born, and where I plan to stay all my life, except for vacation. U.S.A. is also one of the best olympic team.
Violence
Violence is a bad thing. If the world had crime legal, we would die. There is a new movie called the Perge where all crime is legal for one day. The society becomes perfect for the rest of the year.
Wisdom
Wisdom is a good thing. If you are wise, you don’t know more stuff than the other person, it just means you have done more stupid stuff than the other person.
X-ray
I had an x-ray on my arm when I fell on it. I was playing basketball at school after the real basketball practice. It hurt, but I kept playing basketball with one arm.
Yummy Food
Many foods are yummy to me. My favorite food is bacon. There are many foods besides bacon that is good, such as cheese cake. Cheese cake is one of my six favorite foods.
Zoos
Zoos are fun to visit. I have been to Sacramento Zoo, Oakland zoo, San Francisco. My favorite zoo is the San Francisco Zoo, because it has a good gift shop with a cafe inside of it. It is also very clean.
Congrats Newly Minted Paint Baller,
Here are the best ways to be good at losing.
1. Don’t Practice. Practice is a waste of time. You heard the nike phrase, Just Do It.
2. Don’t wear a mask\helmet. Who needs a mask you got sunglasses. You can lose, and look like James Bonds when you do. You might even impress the girls with the ugly welt on your face.
3. Don’t buy stuff worth getting. Your gun can jam, who doesn’t love that in the middle of a paintball match.
4. Don’t dress right. Wear some gym shorts and a t-shirt, after all you the same workout as going to the gym.
5. Don’t know the course or the other people playing it. They’re not your friends until the round is over, then you can get to know them.
Here are the best ways to be good at losing.
1. Don’t Practice. Practice is a waste of time. You heard the nike phrase, Just Do It.
2. Don’t wear a mask\helmet. Who needs a mask you got sunglasses. You can lose, and look like James Bonds when you do. You might even impress the girls with the ugly welt on your face.
3. Don’t buy stuff worth getting. Your gun can jam, who doesn’t love that in the middle of a paintball match.
4. Don’t dress right. Wear some gym shorts and a t-shirt, after all you the same workout as going to the gym.
5. Don’t know the course or the other people playing it. They’re not your friends until the round is over, then you can get to know them.